Player/Coach Aaron “Big Poppa” Cohen
Favorite Position: Running the show
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
School: THE Pepperdine University
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
6
20
10
.500
10
9
4
1
1
2007
8
22
15
.682
7
12
3
1
0
2008
1
3
3
1.000
1
2
3
Career
L. Patrick Donovan Nickname: The Oil Can High School & College Attended: Gonzaga/Georgetown Chiefs Position: Enforcer Unknown fact about yourself: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual Favorite U Tube Video: Mick Shrimpton on Ferguson Jenkins (Min 2:00)
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
18
10
.555
5
6
2
0
0
2006
7
16
10
.625
7
7
2
0
0
2007
8
27
21
.778
14
6
2
0
0
2008
2
6
6
1.000
5
3
2
1
Career
Andrew Forbes Nickname: I wish people would call me Radar High School & College Attended: Gonzaga/Slippery Rock University Chiefs Position: Team Morale Officer Unknown fact about yourself: I enjoy Punky Brewster reruns. Favorite U Tube Video: Apache (Tommy Seebach)
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
6
6
2
.333
2
2
0
1
0
2006
3
6
5
.833
3
2
2
0
1
2007
1
2
0
.000
0
0
0
0
0
2008
1
3
1
.333
Career
John "Saucy Jack" Hand
Favorite Position: Preferably on the recieving end
Hometown: Lake Forest, IL School: Georgetown University
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
10
29
14
.483
10
11
3
1
2
2006
0
2007
3
8
6
.750
2
4
1
0
0
2008
1
3
3
1.000
3
1
1
Career
Erik "The Red" Herzog Your Nickname: The Red High School & College Attended: Jackson Preparatory School / Ole miss Chiefs Position: Utility Player Unknown fact about yourself: I have significant scar tissue in my left ass check from a violent fall at Smith Point Favorite YouTube Video: John Herzog
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
4
15
9
.600
8
4
3
0
0
2006
5
21
16
.762
16
10
6
1
1
2007
2008
1
3
3
1.000
3
5
1
1
Career
Elizabeth Welsh Hill
Favorite Position: Not answering that…
Hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
School: Wake Forest University
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
30
15
.500
11
6
3
0
0
2006
5
16
8
.500
6
8
1
1
0
2007
6
13
6
.462
5
3
1
0
0
2008
1
2
2
1.000
2
1
Career
"El Jefe" Kimbell Hometown
Charlestown, Home of the mighty Chiefs and the War Memorial Ice Palace. Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
My nickname is “lunch.” Because that is the most underrated part of the day. College Preferred? College Attended?
Southern Methodist University (SMU). Where the Thetas and Kappas are strong every night of the week any time of the year. If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Either Jim McMahon or Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. What does it mean to OWN the Chiefs?
This fulfills every young mans dream that with hard work, a dedicated coaching staff and great athletes, anyone can own a sports team in this great country.
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
5
17
13
.765
12
8
4
0
1
2006
8
31
24
.774
24
27
3
2
6
2007
6
21
16
.762
13
11
3
1
2
2008
1
4
1
.250
1
2
Career
Casey "the Master of Disaster" Long Your Nickname: Long & Strong High School & College Attended:
University High School, Irvine, CA (went to high school with Will Ferrell) /
Southern Methodist University (talent factor - strong to very strong) Chiefs Position: Missing in Action Unknown Fact About Yourself: Even though I have not contributed a single stat over the last 3 seasons, I have made a big influence on the Chief's overall morale, willingness to humiliate non-athletic nerds who work on the Hill and choice of boxers vs. briefs. Favorite U Tube Video: Slick Rick- Children's Story
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
1
2
1
.500
0
1
0
0
0
2007
2008
Career
1
2
1
.500
0
1
0
0
0
James A. Merklinger
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why? Day: Being right. Night: being wrong. College Preferred? College Attended? Preferred college at night was Converse. On weekends, JMU. For summer, UCLA. Attended: Wofford. If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why? George Washington Carver. I'd ask him if crunchy was the result of an idea or laziness. What does it mean to play for the Chiefs? I'm just a step a way from dancing with the stars.
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
4
12
8
.667
7
6
0
3
1
2006
6
14
11
.786
9
7
3
0
1
2007
6
16
11
.688
8
5
4
1
1
2008
Career
16
42
30
.714
24
18
7
4
3
Lisa Meyer
Position: Left Field
Hometown: Salina, Kansas
School: Wabash University-
Home of the 2005 NCAA Division II Women’s Basketball National Champions
Hobbies: Crushing earthlings
Favorite War Cry: “Bring It You Pansy!”
Favorite Song: We Built This City
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
20
6
.300
5
3
1
0
0
2006
5
17
7
.412
8
6
0
0
0
2007
4
7
1
.143
0
0
0
0
0
2008
1
3
2
.667
1
1
Career
Will "The Thrill" Oliver
Favorite Position: Fromby
Hometown: Pleasanton, TX
School: Texas Tech University
Collegiate Highlight: Louisa Thom
Most likely to be seen: Thursday nights at Rumors
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
5
15
10
.667
6
9
4
0
1
2006
4
10
8
.800
9
6
3
0
0
2007
2008
Career
9
25
18
.720
15
15
7
0
1
Robert Ransom
Favorite Position: Ringer
Hometown: Atlanta, GA
School: Vanderbilt
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2008
1
4
3
.750
2
6
1
1
1
Career
Michelle Sheble
Hometown: Oakton, Virginia
Favorite Position Day and Night &Why: The Outfield....maybe because it doubles as the name for a fabulous 80's band.
College Preferred/Attended: UVA to both, I wouldn't have it any other way. Go 'Hoos!
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why: Teddy Roosevelt. I think he would have made a great addition to our team. He pummeled the competition with a big stick.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs: It is a true honor and the high point of my softball career. Just thinking about it brings me to tears.
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
7
26
13
.500
14
6
0
0
0
2007
5
11
6
.545
6
2
1
0
0
2008
Career
12
37
19
.514
20
8
1
0
0
Brendan Shields
Hometown: The mean streets of St. Paul, MN
Favorite Position Day and Night &Why: Being first, because second is for losers
College Preferred: Faber College because "Knowledge is Good"
College Attended: GW University
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why:
The inventor of the bikini, just to say thanks
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs:
Enough to miss my usual knitting class Wednesday's after work
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
0
2006
5
15
12
.800
7
8
4
0
0
2007
2
7
4
.571
3
2
2
0
0
2008
Career
7
22
16
.727
10
10
6
0
0
Brooke Stegall Your Nickname: I pretty much answer to anything High School & College Attended: THE William P. Clements HS - TX 5A dominence / Ole Miss Chiefs Position: Satellite Unknown fact about yourself: I once took a softball in the eye and didn't cry. Favorite YouTube Video: Im not sure there's a U Tube video of Liam doing one armed push-ups... but there ought to be! In the mean time... Rick Astley-Never Gonna Give You Up
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
6
5
4
.800
3
0
0
0
0
2006
3
5
1
.200
1
1
0
0
0
2007
4
10
5
.500
3
1
0
0
0
2008
Career
13
20
10
.500
7
2
0
0
0
Keith Studdard Your Nickname: Big Reub High School & College Attended: Jackson Academy / Ole miss Chiefs Position: 1B/DH Unknown fact about yourself: Unknown Favorite YouTube Video: Funny Basketball Video - Kid gets hit in head
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
33
23
.697
15
17
7
2
2
2006
9
41
27
.659
27
32
12
2
4
2007
9
29
21
.724
16
16
5
1
3
2008
2
6
5
.833
5
6
1
1
Career
Jen Swenson
Favorite Position: Head Cheerleader
Hometown: Beloit, KS
School: University of Kansas. Rock chalk. Collegiate Highlight: I’m getting too old to remember college
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
2006
2007
2008
Career
0
0
0
N/A
0
0
0
0
Anne Tackabery
Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC
School: UNC Chapel Hill
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
8
17
10
.588
5
6
1
0
0
2006
4
13
4
.308
5
2
0
0
0
2007
1
2
1
.500
1
0
0
0
0
2008
1
3
1
.333
1
Career
Andy Taylor
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
38
27
.711
18
11
5
0
2
2.25
2007
7
19
18
.947
4
7
4
0
0
2008
2
5
2
.400
2
Career
Matthew Walters
Position: 1st Base
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
School: The University of the South, Sewanee, TN
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
9
33
22
.667
17
16
3
1
4
2006
9
44
33
.750
28
27
7
2
10
2007
2
9
6
.667
6
3
1
1
2
2008
Career
21
86
61
.709
51
46
11
4
17
Ian Weston Your Nickname: Fire Marshall Bill High School & College Attended: Great Neck South / Syracuse Univ. Chiefs Position: Team Medic Unknown fact about yourself: Unknown Favorite U Tube Video: High Firefighter
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2008
1
4
3
.750
1
3
2
0
0
0
Career
1
4
3
.750
1
3
2
0
0
0
Dan “The Hammer”Woodley
Name: Dan "the Hammer" Woodley
Favorite Position: I just follow orders
Hometown: Fairfax Station, VA
School: Western Carolina University
Season
Games
AB
H
AVG
R
RBI
2B
3B
HR
ERA
2005
11
42
28
.667
20
32
6
3
8
2006
9
41
30
.732
24
35
7
2
10
2007
8
29
20
.690
17
18
6
0
4
2008
1
3
3
1.000
3
4
Career
Nicole "The Hammerette" Woodley
Favorite Position: Dan in a pretzel
Hometown: Brevard, NC
School: Western Carolina University
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