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Date Time Opponent Office Location Result Score .
14-May 6:30 Maui-Rauders Sen. Akaka Brentwood Hamilton W 12-6 .
28-May 6:30 Screaming Hawks US Institute of Peace Brentwood Hamilton W 24-0 .
2-Jun 6:30 Snowe Business Sen. Snowe Anacostia W 30-13 .
11-Jun 6:30 Remember the Alamo Sen. Cornyn Mall W 11-4 18-Jun 6:30 Arkansas Naturals Sen. Lincoln and Pryor Mall W 19-6 .
25-Jun 6:30 Biden Bombers Sen. Biden Mall W 21-7 .
9-Jul 6:30 1040's IRS Brentwood Hamilton W 27-3 .
16-Jul 6:30 Harkin's Heroes Sen. Harkin TBD .
30-Jul 6:30 IoWins Sen. Grassley Brentwood Hamilton .
20-Sep Playoffs TBD
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2008 Season Totals
Erin Book Patrick Bransford 1 2 2 1.000 2 2 1 Aaron Cohen 2 7 6 .857 5 5 1 1 Jack Dealey Liam Donovan 6 23 18 .783 17 17 2 1 5 Richard Dudley 1 1 1 1.000 Jim Ferguson (Fergo) Andrew Forbes 2 5 3 .600 2 John Goodwin 5 19 9 .474 6 8 2 1 2 Mike Gula 1 5 5 1.000 5 8 2 2 John Hand 3 13 11 .846 10 7 2 1 1 John Herzog 1 3 3 1.000 3 5 1 1 Liz Hill 3 10 7 .700 5 4 Laura Hooper 3 10 3 .300 3 3 Jeff Kimbell 3 13 10 .769 8 12 3 2 1 Casey Long Jim Merklinger 2 5 1 .200 1 Lisa Meyer 4 17 6 .353 5 1 Will Oliver Robert Ransom 1 4 3 .750 2 6 1 1 1 Michelle Sheble Brendan Shields Brooke Stegall Keith Studdard 6 20 16 .800 13 12 4 2 3 Jen Swenson Anne Tackabery 3 9 5 .556 3 1 Andy Taylor 7 16 8 .500 5 1 Matthew Walters 2 8 6 .750 6 2 1 3 Ian Weston 2 7 4 .571 1 3 Dan Woodley 4 15 12 .800 12 18 2 1 5 Nicole Woodley 4 13 8 .615 7 1 2 1 ____________________________________________________________________________
2008 K&A Chiefs Roster
Erin Book
Favorite Position: Outfield
Hometown: Annapolis MD
School: Elon College, NC
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 2 3 0 0.000 0 0 0 0 0 2006 2 3 2 .666 2 0 0 0 0 2007 1 1 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 2008 Career 5 7 2 .286 2 0 0 0 0
Player/Coach Aaron “Big Poppa” Cohen
Favorite Position: Running the show
Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada
School: THE Pepperdine University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 6 20 10 .500 10 9 4 1 1 2007 8 22 15 .682 7 12 3 1 0 2008 1 3 3 1.000 1 2 3 Career
L. Patrick Donovan
Nickname: The Oil Can
High School & College Attended: Gonzaga/Georgetown
Chiefs Position: Enforcer
Unknown fact about yourself: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual
Favorite U Tube Video: Mick Shrimpton on Ferguson Jenkins (Min 2:00)
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 18 10 .555 5 6 2 0 0 2006 7 16 10 .625 7 7 2 0 0 2007 8 27 21 .778 14 6 2 0 0 2008 2 6 6 1.000 5 3 2 1 Career
Andrew Forbes
Nickname: I wish people would call me Radar
High School & College Attended: Gonzaga/Slippery Rock University
Chiefs Position: Team Morale Officer
Unknown fact about yourself: I enjoy Punky Brewster reruns.
Favorite U Tube Video: Apache (Tommy Seebach)
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 6 6 2 .333 2 2 0 1 0 2006 3 6 5 .833 3 2 2 0 1 2007 1 2 0 .000 0 0 0 0 0 2008 1 3 1 .333 Career
John "Saucy Jack" Hand
Favorite Position: Preferably on the recieving end
Hometown: Lake Forest, IL
School: Georgetown University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 10 29 14 .483 10 11 3 1 2 2006 0 2007 3 8 6 .750 2 4 1 0 0 2008 1 3 3 1.000 3 1 1 Career
Erik "The Red" Herzog
Your Nickname: The Red
High School & College Attended: Jackson Preparatory School / Ole miss
Chiefs Position: Utility Player
Unknown fact about yourself: I have significant scar tissue in my left ass check from a violent fall at Smith Point
Favorite YouTube Video: John Herzog
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 4 15 9 .600 8 4 3 0 0 2006 5 21 16 .762 16 10 6 1 1 2007 2008 1 3 3 1.000 3 5 1 1 Career
Elizabeth Welsh Hill
Favorite Position: Not answering that…
Hometown: Fort Worth, Texas
School: Wake Forest University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 30 15 .500 11 6 3 0 0 2006 5 16 8 .500 6 8 1 1 0 2007 6 13 6 .462 5 3 1 0 0 2008 1 2 2 1.000 2 1 Career
"El Jefe" Kimbell
Hometown
Charlestown, Home of the mighty Chiefs and the War Memorial Ice Palace.
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
My nickname is “lunch.” Because that is the most underrated part of the day.
College Preferred? College Attended?
Southern Methodist University (SMU). Where the Thetas and Kappas are strong every night of the week any time of the year.
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
Either Jim McMahon or Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka.
What does it mean to OWN the Chiefs?
This fulfills every young mans dream that with hard work, a dedicated coaching staff and great athletes, anyone can
own a sports team in this great country.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 5 17 13 .765 12 8 4 0 1 2006 8 31 24 .774 24 27 3 2 6 2007 6 21 16 .762 13 11 3 1 2 2008 1 4 1 .250 1 2 Career
Casey "the Master of Disaster" Long
Your Nickname: Long & Strong
High School & College Attended: University High School, Irvine, CA (went to high school with Will Ferrell) /
Southern Methodist University (talent factor - strong to very strong)
Chiefs Position: Missing in Action
Unknown Fact About Yourself: Even though I have not contributed a single stat over the last 3 seasons, I have made a big influence on the Chief's overall morale, willingness to humiliate non-athletic nerds who work on the Hill and choice of boxers vs. briefs.
Favorite U Tube Video: Slick Rick- Children's Story
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 1 2 1 .500 0 1 0 0 0 2007 2008 Career 1 2 1 .500 0 1 0 0 0
James A. Merklinger
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
Favorite Position Day and Night? Why?
Day: Being right. Night: being wrong.
College Preferred? College Attended?
Preferred college at night was Converse. On weekends, JMU. For summer, UCLA. Attended: Wofford.
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why?
George Washington Carver. I'd ask him if crunchy was the result of an idea or laziness.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs? I'm just a step a way from dancing with the stars.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 4 12 8 .667 7 6 0 3 1 2006 6 14 11 .786 9 7 3 0 1 2007 6 16 11 .688 8 5 4 1 1 2008 Career 16 42 30 .714 24 18 7 4 3
Lisa Meyer
Position: Left Field
Hometown: Salina, Kansas
School: Wabash University- Home of the 2005 NCAA Division II
Women’s Basketball National Champions
Hobbies: Crushing earthlings
Favorite War Cry: “Bring It You Pansy!”
Favorite Song: We Built This City
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 20 6 .300 5 3 1 0 0 2006 5 17 7 .412 8 6 0 0 0 2007 4 7 1 .143 0 0 0 0 0 2008 1 3 2 .667 1 1 Career
Will "The Thrill" Oliver
Favorite Position: Fromby
Hometown: Pleasanton, TX
School: Texas Tech University
Collegiate Highlight: Louisa Thom
Most likely to be seen: Thursday nights at Rumors
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 5 15 10 .667 6 9 4 0 1 2006 4 10 8 .800 9 6 3 0 0 2007 2008 Career 9 25 18 .720 15 15 7 0 1
Robert Ransom
Favorite Position: Ringer
Hometown: Atlanta, GA
School: Vanderbilt
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2008 1 4 3 .750 2 6 1 1 1 Career
Michelle Sheble
Hometown: Oakton, Virginia
Favorite Position Day and Night &Why: The Outfield....maybe because it doubles as the name for a fabulous 80's band.
College Preferred/Attended: UVA to both, I wouldn't have it any other way. Go 'Hoos!
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why: Teddy Roosevelt. I think he would have made a great addition to our team. He pummeled the competition with a big stick.
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs: It is a true honor and the high point of my softball career. Just thinking about it brings me to tears.
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 7 26 13 .500 14 6 0 0 0 2007 5 11 6 .545 6 2 1 0 0 2008 Career 12 37 19 .514 20 8 1 0 0
Brendan Shields
Hometown: The mean streets of St. Paul, MN
Favorite Position Day and Night &Why: Being first, because second is for losers
College Preferred: Faber College because "Knowledge is Good"
College Attended: GW University
If you could have dinner with one person in world history, who would it be and why: The inventor of the bikini, just to say thanks
What does it mean to play for the Chiefs: Enough to miss my usual knitting class Wednesday's after work
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 0 2006 5 15 12 .800 7 8 4 0 0 2007 2 7 4 .571 3 2 2 0 0 2008 Career 7 22 16 .727 10 10 6 0 0
Brooke Stegall
Your Nickname: I pretty much answer to anything
High School & College Attended: THE William P. Clements HS - TX 5A dominence / Ole Miss
Chiefs Position: Satellite
Unknown fact about yourself: I once took a softball in the eye and didn't cry.
Favorite YouTube Video: Im not sure there's a U Tube video of Liam doing one armed push-ups... but there ought to be! In the mean time... Rick Astley-Never Gonna Give You Up
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 6 5 4 .800 3 0 0 0 0 2006 3 5 1 .200 1 1 0 0 0 2007 4 10 5 .500 3 1 0 0 0 2008 Career 13 20 10 .500 7 2 0 0 0
Keith Studdard
Your Nickname: Big Reub
High School & College Attended: Jackson Academy / Ole miss
Chiefs Position: 1B/DH
Unknown fact about yourself: Unknown
Favorite YouTube Video: Funny Basketball Video - Kid gets hit in head
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 33 23 .697 15 17 7 2 2 2006 9 41 27 .659 27 32 12 2 4 2007 9 29 21 .724 16 16 5 1 3 2008 2 6 5 .833 5 6 1 1 Career
Jen Swenson
Favorite Position: Head Cheerleader
Hometown: Beloit, KS
School: University of Kansas. Rock chalk.
Collegiate Highlight: I’m getting too old to remember college
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0 2006 2007 2008 Career 0 0 0 N/A 0 0 0 0
Anne Tackabery
Hometown: Winston-Salem, NC
School: UNC Chapel Hill
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 8 17 10 .588 5 6 1 0 0 2006 4 13 4 .308 5 2 0 0 0 2007 1 2 1 .500 1 0 0 0 0 2008 1 3 1 .333 1 Career
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 38 27 .711 18 11 5 0 2 2.25 2007 7 19 18 .947 4 7 4 0 0 2008 2 5 2 .400 2 Career
Matthew Walters
Position: 1st Base
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
School: The University of the South, Sewanee, TN
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 9 33 22 .667 17 16 3 1 4 2006 9 44 33 .750 28 27 7 2 10 2007 2 9 6 .667 6 3 1 1 2 2008 Career 21 86 61 .709 51 46 11 4 17
Ian Weston
Your Nickname: Fire Marshall Bill
High School & College Attended: Great Neck South / Syracuse Univ.
Chiefs Position: Team Medic
Unknown fact about yourself: Unknown
Favorite U Tube Video: High Firefighter
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2008 1 4 3 .750 1 3 2 0 0 0 Career 1 4 3 .750 1 3 2 0 0 0
Dan “The Hammer”Woodley
Name: Dan "the Hammer" Woodley
Favorite Position: I just follow orders
Hometown: Fairfax Station, VA
School: Western Carolina University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 42 28 .667 20 32 6 3 8 2006 9 41 30 .732 24 35 7 2 10 2007 8 29 20 .690 17 18 6 0 4 2008 1 3 3 1.000 3 4 Career Nicole "The Hammerette" Woodley
Favorite Position: Dan in a pretzel
Hometown: Brevard, NC
School: Western Carolina University
Season Games AB H AVG R RBI 2B 3B HR ERA 2005 11 42 25 .595 17 7 3 0 0 2006 9 43 23 .535 23 14 1 0 0 2007 8 23 12 .522 9 2 1 0 0 2008 2 7 4 .571 3 1 Career
Mike Damone
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